i like wine out of coffee mugs, plums and mascara. For the moment at least. oh and they call me the kid.

bricksandmortarandchewinggum:

There already was a Mrs. Doubtfire sequel and it was perfect. 

bricksandmortarandchewinggum:

There already was a Mrs. Doubtfire sequel and it was perfect. 

(Source: screamtrilogy)

Wedding things accomplished!!

Ordered the invitations!! Ordered the flowers!! It feels so good everything we get a huge chunk of things done.

My mom also booked our family cruise last night for the end of next summer! So beyond excited!! I snuck a trip to the new and improved Wizarding World of Harry Potter in there!! And now it’s nap time with Deus!!

theonlyonlytessie:

sorry for spoilers but i literally can’t get enough of this gifset

This is amazing

(Source: michelfoucaultvevo)

Chris Pratt confusing “Ask A Badass” with “Ask A Fatass”.

(Source: cliffspantone)

askinnyblackman:




Her face!!

askinnyblackman:

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Her face!!

themagnafarta:

I live for Stephen King’s sassy recap tweets. [x]

😹

(Source: mellarkish)

halfhalpert:

michael scott + toby hate

Toby is in HR which technically means he works for Corporate. So he’s really not a part of our family. Also he’s divorced so he’s really not a part of his family.

There is nothing more amazing in this world.